5 REASONS WHY I WANT TO BE JOHN MAYER
You know mayer gets a lot of hate and to be honest I have no idea why. Dudes, wish we were him ( at least I do) and Girls want to fuck his brains out or have a cuddle one-on-one action (Its cuddling I know but at least you can cup a feel right?) . So thats why I decided to post my 5 reasons why I wish I was john mayer:
- Girs, girls, girls… seriously the other day I was watching his “where the light is” dvd and thats when it hit me , ” so thats why he wrote daughters “. They seem hypnotized and horny like theyre imagining his dick behind the guitar.
- Money (check)… Its obvious, money is sexy and come on jennifer aniston wouldnt date a bum so maybe If I had his kind of money I could get her who knows.
- Guitar skills… john has some sexy ass guitar skills, when he is playing with his trio damn that dude plays like he is undressing a female (smooth and sexy).
- World traveling… I have mayer on my twitter just like a shitload of other people and seeing him write something like, ” Thank you UK for a magnificent run of shows. See you again soon… Love, this tired little monkey”. And I thought going to wal-mart was awesome… fuck.
- Weed!… “who says I cant get stoned”. No one john, no one. Cause with money, chicks and guitar skills you can do whatever the hell you want.
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I want to be like John Mayer he is so handsome and his music does get an erection in my penis