22 January 2010 4 Comments

5 REASONS WHY I WANT TO BE JOHN MAYER

You know mayer gets a lot of hate and to be honest I have no idea why.  Dudes, wish we were him ( at least I do) and Girls want to fuck his brains out or have a cuddle one-on-one action (Its cuddling I know but at least you can cup a feel right?) .  So thats why I decided to post my 5 reasons why I wish I was john mayer:

  1. Girs, girls, girls… seriously the other day I was watching his “where the light is” dvd and thats when it hit me , ” so thats why he wrote daughters “. They seem hypnotized and horny like theyre imagining his dick behind the guitar.
  2. Money (check)… Its obvious, money is sexy and come on jennifer aniston wouldnt date a bum so maybe If I had his kind of  money I could get her who knows.
  3. Guitar skills… john has some sexy ass guitar skills, when he is playing with his trio damn that dude plays like he is undressing a female (smooth and sexy).
  4. World traveling… I have mayer on my twitter just like a shitload of other people and seeing him write something like, ” Thank you UK for a magnificent run of shows. See you again soon… Love, this tired little monkey”. And I thought going to wal-mart was awesome… fuck.
  5. Weed!… “who says I cant get stoned”. No one john, no one. Cause with money, chicks and guitar skills you can do whatever the hell you want.
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4 Responses to “5 REASONS WHY I WANT TO BE JOHN MAYER”

  1. jedcoi 25 October 2010 at 10:46 am #

    he has everything worth having

  2. xalmitax 9 February 2010 at 9:18 pm #

    JAJAJAJJAJAJA QUE MAL ESTAN POR ESE TIPO JAJAJA

  3. Hannah Opitz 7 February 2010 at 4:19 am #

    This unique article is truly the finest on this well-liked theme. I agree with your conclusions and will eagerly look forward to your future updates. Simply saying thanks won’t simply be ample, for the massive lucidity within your writing.

  4. I LOVE ROCK MAJESTY 1 February 2010 at 8:26 pm #

    I want to be like John Mayer he is so handsome and his music does get an erection in my penis 😛


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